I haven’t posted about Ashley Greene in a while, because well, homegirl hasn’t really aged well. She’s 30 and looks like a 50-year-old cast member of Real Housewives of Cobb County. Instead of looking like a weird version of Michael Jackson with big tits that I somehow still want to bang, she looks like a failed attempt at a Megyn Kelly. Sad. I wonder what Trump has to say about this.