Feminism really likes to talk about period blood lately, but hey, do what you gotta do. Anything I can do, you can do bleeding. I get it. But I’ll be doing it without bleeding, and from a hiring standpoint, that may make me sound more viable. Speaking of feminism, it kinda hated Emma Watson for like a week, but that seems to be over now. Now she wants to talk about how she grooms her pubic hair.
I have a bath every single day of my life. And if I can have two or three—amazing. Nothing terrible is going to happen in the bath, so I always find time for that. I’ll take phone conversations in the bath, anything.
A bath every single day? This is totally white feminism privilege. Or she just likes to take baths, either or. I don’t know.
It’s funny—I was just talking to my friend before this about how in the Instagram era it’s so easy to edit your life so that it looks perfect. But I bleach my top lip and tweeze my eyebrows and you’d never get to see that, even though it’s a part of my routine. There’s still so much shame around the things you do to get ready while you’ve got a towel wrapped around your head. It’s important to me not to edit that out. I’ve been bleaching my top lip since I was nine. I don’t do it very often, but I do it! There’s that, and I use Fur Oil. I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.
Im glad Emma Watson feels comfortable in telling us all this, but now I know Emma Watson has pubic hair. This is a sad day for me and I ask that you respect my privacy during this difficult time.