‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Has A Trailer

Fifty Shades Darker

The housewife porn industry got special boost today. The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker dropped. It starts with literal fireworks (symbolism!), then tells you to “forget the past”. I think they mean Fifty Shades of Grey‘s 25% Rotten Tomatoes score. Or they could mean something else! You never know! So if you like movies about rich people having sex written by a woman who writes like she’s never had sex before, be sure to get your ticket this Valentine’s Day. 

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