Courtney Stodden seems to have fully recovered from that baby she miscarried or completely made up, because she made a creepy ass Christmas song called Mistletoe Bikini. Here’s the video. Or you can look at her sex tape instead. Both look like they were made for $20. Which is a good segue to those Farrah Abraham pics at a Christmas party below this video. I was going to do these as two separate posts, but I don’t want to reward this kind of ratchet behavior.