A Facebook post going viral right now just might make you think! About if Australia is real. Sound absurd? Have you ever been there? See, you’re already thinking about it.
A 17-year-old by the name of Shelley Floryd (which also sounds fake) wrote the public Facebook post on Tuesday, which has since been shared over 20,000 times and amassed over 47,000 comments, many of them furious protestations of existence from enraged “Australians.”
Here’s the note. You can’t deny she makes some good points:
Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.
Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.
Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.
Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world – Australia is not real. It’s a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.
Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.
After reading the note, it’s impossible to browse the official Australia Instagram account without seeing the masking tape holding this facade together:
This is just a Italian Greyhound with a photoshopped claw.
This is OBVIOUSLY the puppet from Caddyshack.
“And when you only saw one set of footprints, that’s when I was carrying you…” Oh, so now we can just take Christian posters and present them as proof that a country exists. Maybe we can use the serenity prayer for the official Instagram account of Narnia.
Oh, look, ice cream. They don’t have that in Kuwait or the United Arab Emirates or Palm Springs or wherever this pic was actually taken.
This is literally just China! Are you kidding me? The signs aren’t even in the right language! They speak “English” in “Australia”!
This picture of an petroleum-drenched seal was taken off the Gulf of Mexico following the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. It died soon after. This picture is offensive.
This one might be convincing if I’d never played Virtua Tennis 4. Nice try.
This is Jamaica. All of these tourists were beaten and robbed afterward.