Is This Dress Made Of Pubic Hair The Sickest Dress Ever? | Break Poll

I’m not really sure what sort of fashion statement this is trying to make, but a woman in Britain named Sarah Louise Bryan created a skirt and bra made entirely of pubic hair. The dress matches the carpet because it is the carpet.

Chewbacca Mom?

Sounds like the Brexit is already having a positive outcome! Now that Great Britain left the European Union, citizens are free of all those restrictive, overbearing EU public health laws and can use strangers’ pubes for clothing. That is democracy in action. UK! UK! UK!

The 28-year-old mother of two first gained attention for creating a dress out of 3,000 Skittles. Wanting to taste the rainbow, the next logical creation was a dress made of her and random folks’ bush.

Runway models don’t even have to starve themselves to fit into it!

She says that she wanted to beat out Lady Gaga’s iconic meat dress for title of “most disgusting dress.” So she went on Twitter to solicit shaved pube donations. Her motto must be, “If there is grass on the green, donate it to me.”

Luckily she didn’t have to scrounge around bus station bathroom toilets for curly stragglers on the rim, as dozens of people were eager to shave and mail her their Brillo Pads.  Over the six months it took her to weave the pubic hair into a skirt and matching top, she kept the bundles of pubic hair in her 13-year-old son’s bedroom.  She couldn’t just ignore her son and play Angry Birds all day like a normal person.

What about a meat dress covered in pubic hair?

“I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair?” said Bryan. “I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought what would be the worst thing to have on your dress.”

What could be worse than pubic hair? This brings us to our Break Poll!

Follow Phil Haney on Twitter @PhilHaney

Source link

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *