Jessica Chastain married a rich Italian dude. The dream is dead.
Jessica Chastain has tied the knot! The actress, 40, married her Italian boyfriend Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, 34, in his home country after five years of dating. The wedding took place in the northern Italian city of Treviso at the Passi de Preposulo family estate Villa Tiepolo Passi, which is less than an hour north of Venice.
Jessica Chastain is what the kids call “woke” and stuff, so it’s ok that she married an aristocrat and 1%-er, because he’s foreign and his name includes a lot of vowels. He makes more money than she does, so I’m not sure how long this is gonna work out. Hopefully not long, because she’s 40, and I need to get in there before it’s too late.