Joseph Kahn And Taylor Swift’s Other Friend Aren’t Helping Anything

Joseph Kahn

You see, Kahn love Taylor long time.”

So, Joseph Kahn and Abigail Anderson really went there, huh? Let’s break this all the way fuck down. Join me, won’t you?

Damn, homie. Came out swinging. Good for you. If you think, a rich, white, blonde white woman is what society has failed in this situation, you probably wouldn’t have minded building the railroads. I understand you got bills to pay, but not like this.

The sex tape was released in 2007. In 2016, Kim Kardashian was on the cover of Forbes for making $45M on a video game. Your parents probably hoped this would be you. Or a doctor. Nice hat, btw.

Translation: “I’ve really wanted to bang Taylor Swift for a long time now and I feel that this is my in. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. So here are my thoughts. God bless.” Now, go jack off to “Bad Blood” and take a nap. You’ve earned it.

Abigail Anderson

Now to Abigail Anderson. Sweet, Abigail Anderson. With her 70s porn star hair, melted Farrah Abraham mask, and questionable dental plan. You see, Abigail is a “Christian”, so that means she wants someone to think of the children. Type “amen” if you agree.

Abigail Anderson

It’s very heartwarming to see Abigail concerned about North West. A child she didn’t give a fuck about until the reason that we all know she exists got dragged by her hair through Snapchat. But that’s usually what “Christians” do. Sanctimony disguised as love. Here’s an idea: worry about your own fucking kid. And if she grows up smart enough, maybe pray God find it in his heart for North West to hire her. 

image source = NY Mag

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