The first official trailer for Kong Skull Island dropped last night, and if the creepy “oh shit” teaser trailer back in July made you believe this was gonna be any good, Im sorry to break this news to you. The official trailer has 60s rock song! It has jokes! It has John C. Reilly playing John C. Reilly! It has Brie Larson cashing in on that Oscar! It has directly on the nose dialogue! It has dinosaur looking things! It has some giant water buffalo thing! It has an Asian who doesn’t say anything for the Chinese box office! It has white people who convince that Asian to go to this island with all those things! It has comical CGI! Everything is terrible.