Celebrity wax figures are hit or miss—and it’s downright horrifying when they’re miss. This Miley Cyrus wax figure, for example, is clearly out for blood. This Justin Bieber figure will kill both you and your family. And this Zac Efron wax figure is obviously hiding dead bodies in his closet. But Kylie Jenner’s recently unveiled Madame Tussauds wax figure will not haunt your dreams. She will not wield a knife and creepily say, “It’s time to play” à la Chucky. The scariest thing she’ll do is…try to sell you lip gloss.
Because Jenner and her new wax figure look exactly alike—and we’re not just saying that. They’re twins. Two of a kind. Identical. The person responsible for sculpting this deserves a huge raise, because we honestly can’t tell the difference between Jenner and her beeswax clone. Check it out for yourself, below, and be transfixed.
And here’s the photo Jenner uploaded of herself and the figure. Even their eyelashes are the same!
Uncanny, right? Seriously, it won’t be long before this wax figure comes alive and starts acting like Jenner. The two will storm the sidewalks of Calabasas and take selfies, Snapchat their lunches, and do photo shoots in front of real zoo animals. They’ll release a Kylie Lip Kit collection called Seeing Double, which will sell out in four minutes flat (naturally). When IRL Jenner doesn’t feel like doing her one-thousandth magazine spread that requires her to dress like Barbie, the wax figure will step in and slay the day. An entire episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians will be dedicated to her. Kris Jenner will cry in it.
The Kylie Jenner empire is about to implode. Somewhere right now, the other Kardashian-Jenners are shaking in their (expensive) boots.