Guys, I think Jennifer Lawrence‘s drunk alter-ego “Gail” is at the 2018 Oscars right now. A quick background for those of you who don’t watch The Ellen Show every day in real time, like I do: Lawrence recently revealed she has a second personality named Gail who’s fond of rum and diving into shark-infested waters. She’s basically Jennifer Lawrence, except way more adventurous and reckless (her words, not ours), and she might be at the Academy Awards tonight.
Want proof? Look no further than these instantly legendary photos of Lawrence at the ceremony, climbing over chairs to get to her seat, with a glass of white wine in her hand. Who has time to walk to the end of an aisle to get to your seat? Hopping over is honestly just the most economical method, really. “Gail” is all about getting to the fun as quickly as possible.
One might think, “Wow, how can someone hop over those chairs and not fall over?” Well, “Gail” defies gravity, people. She looks at challenges most of us fear and laughs. Sharks don’t scare her, so do you honestly think she’s giving these chairs a second thought?
Look at “Gail,” blowing kisses to her fans like she just finished karaoke on vacation.
And congratulating herself when she finally made it to her seat.
Here’s one last pic of her climbing over a row, because it’s just that good.
“It’s not just every time I’m drunk, I turn into this ‘Gail,'” Lawrence said of her alter-ego on The Ellen Show last week. “I think she’s some sort of, like, tortoise gambler or something. I don’t always turn into this masculine alter-ego.”
Well, there’s a very high chance Lawrence turned into “Gail” tonight, and we’re eternally grateful. Give “Gail” all the Oscars.