Man Stopped From Boarding Flight Because Of Gun Shaped iPhone Case!

There are a lot of crazy people on airplanes these days. It always amazes me the number of folks who keep it together long enough to purchase a plane ticket, make it through security and get to their seat, only to have a complete bat shit meltdown once airborne. They either start violently masturbatingstart a fight over leg room, or claim to be part of the mafia and threaten to bring the entire plane down because of the way their pet cat was treated by a stewardess. Remember when flying the not so friendly skies to follow my THREE RULES:

  1. Sit Down.
  2. Buckle Your Seat Belt
  3. Shut The Fuck Up.

This is why LAC’s (Law Abiding Citizens) should be allowed to carry weapons on an aircraft in order to defend themselves and their families. You never know when someone is going to start PISSING all over you and you need to fire back.

Sadly, airport security officials do not see things my way as one man flying out of Stansted Airport found out. The thing is he wasn’t even carrying a gun. The citizen was legally carrying an iPhone. Maybe they were worried that he wasn’t going to put the device in airplane mode? As it turns out it was just an iPhone carrying case that resembled a handgun. His right to play Angry Birds SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

This happened in the UK, where they are currently working on making their country great again after leaving the EU. It must be a slow process, because they made the man miss his flight and didn’t even apologize. If I was on a flight, I would want to have this freedom fighter with me. That way in case some drunk nutter falsely claims to be a soldier and starts fighting people, he can… pull out his iPhone and start Live Streaming the whole thing. Which brings us to our Break Poll!

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