Due to an unfortunate medical condition, Pauly Silver will soon lose the ability to poop. With his pooping days numbered, the 32-year-old from London is touring the city’s most epic toilets in order to make his final poops unforgettable.
“I’ve got Crohn’s disease,” Pauly explained. “I’m having a permanent colostomy […] and I’ll be a Ken doll from behind.”
Toilets on his to-poop list are located at Buckingham Palace, various historical theaters and in the Queen’s personal bathroom at Royal Albert Hall.
Although he’s putting on a brave face, Pauly admits that he will miss his pooper.
“Yeah, I really do have a love affair with the toilet,” he admitted. “It’s one of those places where I go, not only for my Crohn’s but for my anxiety – it’s where I go to escape.”