The end game of pretty much every model is to time her last call to model anything to coincide with getting pregnant by a billionaire to ensure a smooth financial transition. So, I’m gonna say Miranda Kerr and her boobs look pregnant here. They look huge. Or maybe I still don’t understand how bras work. She’s dating the guy who created Snapchat, so if she’s not pregnant, I’ll gladly take her place. I need a raise. I got bills, homie. Shit ain’t cheap. You know how many sacrifices you have to make when you eat lobster and truffles everyday? I barely have enough left over every month to fill up my private jet.