He retracted his statement when he found out no civilians died.
That’s how bad the dubstep drop was.
If he had that power the whole time, why didn’t he do it when we were all ripping up our lawns?!
Well, I always said people who send out Candy Crush Invites would make great military recruiters.
And a dumb crib that replicates leaving your baby in a car.
You know, stuff like professional gum-on-bottom-of-table-scraper-offer: disappointing jobs.
…dealer only wants to make one stop.
Now that you’ve set the bar, if it’s impressive I’m going to be very disappointed.
Okay, but why do I have Down’s Syndrom?
And it instantly disqualifies 98% of your search results.
Followed with scorching Monica Lewinsky jibes and brutal OJ digs.
GOD WHY COULDN’T DON HAVE BEEN ALIVE TO SEE THAT?!
Whoa, whoa, you gotta specify the decade of Bowie so we know if you’re saying anything positive.
To be fair, the argument was over if he had the courage to throw a hatchet at his son.