This Nightmarish And Nude Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Statue Is For Sale On Ebay

Whether you’re annoyed or delighted by everyone talking about Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie for the past few weeks (hell, the past few years!) this might be the statue for you because it pretty much covers both parties. An artist magnificently sculpted Brad and Angelina posing totally nude, only there’s one minor…okay large catch; they’re conjoined at the hip and share a leg between them like something out of John Carpenter’s The Thing.

See the uncensored pics HERE.

Hard to tell who has the more womanly body here.

Barney Marco, the artist behind the titled Brangelina Memorial Nude Waxwork Sculpture says the statue was “Meticulously modelled and crafted from mannequin grade speciality wax with real human hair and Glass eyes. Height 103 cm. (Over half life-size)…” in the auction’s description.

What’s even more weird is he listed the “subject” as Religious. Not sure which religion they’re referring to but we’re pretty sure the deity has hooves!

How do they poop?? HOW DO THEY POOP?!

You might be saying to yourself “Holy hell, I need to own this brilliant piece and display it on my porch!” We thought the same thing. Right now the auction still has four days left and ZERO bids so the chances of you winning this thing are actually pretty good. However you’re going to have to take out a loan because the artist is asking for $3,800 dollars in order to part ways with it. Come to think of it, that’s actually not that bad of a price for something as bizarre as this. And the likeness is pretty spot on as well. I’m just curious why they picked Interview with a Vampire era Pitt considering he wasn’t dating Jolie until the 2000’s.

Marco’s description goes on to say “…She holds her finger to her lips, he crosses his fingers behind his back.” Unfortunately the artist isn’t giving too much information as far as the meaning here but then again some art is meant to be defined by the viewer, not the artist. Or something like that.

The real question however here, whether you would buy it or not, is…wouldja’?

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