If you are former Congressman Anthony Weiner who had to resign in disgrace in 2011 after accidently publicly tweeting photos of your crotch, what do you think the LAST thing you would want to do is? Get caught NOT sticking by your principals!
That is why I assume Weiner has YET AGAIN been caught sending dirty dick pics to a woman who is not his wife! Why can’t he just bang his intern like a NORMAL politician?
Turns out that good old Anthony has been heating up his text messages with more shirtless pics and his bulging trouser trout. This time the failed NYC mayoral candidate got into some sexy time texts with a hot mamma in her 40’s who lives out west. She divulged his bulge to The New York Post who was eager to print the story. This lovely lady of temptation also responded with some titillating pics of her own. NICE.
Weiner was able to have lots of time to send filthy photos to the unnamed woman as his wife Huma Abedin is out traveling America on the campaign trail for – you guessed it- HILLARY FRICKIN’ CLINTON. Maybe Hill gave Huma some advice on how to handle a cheating man: “Do you plan on running for president? No? Then divorce his bitch ass, woman!” – I’m paraphrasing here.
In a statement Abedin released to the public, she says “After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband,” she said in the statement. “Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy.”
Anthony it seems was taking some long consideration when he texted his Internet girlfriend comments like;
“I did not sleep well… Horny as fuck!” –He later called her a fantasy chick, saying “And I mean literally. So now you know how I got to sleep last night.”
This was some tame stuff, but then one night on July 31st, Weiner said “Someone just climbed into my bed.” – The woman responded “Really?” and Weiner sent her a bulging pic of his junk… with his five year old son in bed next to him.. Jesus Christ. I’m going to vomit.
The best part of all of this was that Weiner got taken out by the Trump Train. Choo! Choo! It turns out that the busty brunette Weiner was whackin’ it to, was not some liberal, hippie socialist – handing out free government crotch shots for everyone- like the former Congressman. In fact she is a Donald Trump supporting NRA member who frequently CRUSHES Obama and Hillary with her Tweets.
Although, come on! What did you expect from some filthy liberal named Weiner? If anything this whole sexcapade is a buildup of what could only be a terrifying childhood of bullying and beat downs. Not that we should feel sorry for him. Be a man and pull yourself up by your bootstraps. –And while you’re at it, pull your damn pants up, everyone is sick of seeing your junk:
Are you guys sick of Weiner?