Pretty much everybody’s been there. Not having an intense back tattoo but having an ex diss us after the fact might not be the most romantic ending of a relationship, but it’s often par for the course. When it’s done very publicly by one celeb against another, it lets us all enjoy the collective humiliation/airing of dirty laundry together.
No matter where you came down on the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez affair, it’s hard to disagree with her recent statement that Ben’s new tattoo is absurd. “It’s awful! What are you doing?” she says she would tell him.
“It has too many colors. His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn’t be so colorful. You know what I mean? They should be cooler.”
Is it a phoenix? Is it a dragon? Is it a candid shot of Matt Damon without makeup? Batman/Batfleck may never reveal his secret, but what it is is…well….you be the judge. Here’s a hint:
As this is clearly the season for dissing Ben’s tattoos, Jennifer Garner also jumped in on the fun. “You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart.’ A phoenix rising from the ashes. Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.”
Clearly Affleck is just a big Harry Potter fan.
Is it just us or does that look more like the tattoo you’d get when you just feel the need to look “cool” without giving much thought to it. Like buying a fedora.
Was it his generous way to get the makeup crew on his films to earn lots of overtime covering it up? Or was he just giving a Project Greenlight to his butt looking like a bad Vegas lounge painting? We’re going to split the difference and just settle for that he’s Batman and Batman can do whatever he wants.
Source: New York Daily News