Amy Schumer and her boyfriend split up before her wrote “BEN WAS HERE” on something then hung himself from it.
It’s Splitsville for Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch. “Amy and Ben have ended their relationship after thoughtful consideration and remain friends,” a rep for Schumer told Page Six on Tuesday night. The comedian, 35, dated Hanisch, a Chicago-based furniture designer, for about a year and a half.
I’m sure this will be played out as, “I GUESS HE JUST COULDN’T HANDLE A STRONG WOMAN”, because what man doesn’t want a miserable, self-loathing fat chick who likes to talk about her periods and how her vagina smells like an open grave all the time? Not sure why Ben let this ray of sunshine slip away.