Last time we check on Robert Pattinson he was talking about not jacking off a dog, but from what I understood, he was still kinda sorta engaged to FKA Twigs. I guess he isn’t anymore because she took off her kinda sorta engagement ring because Pattinson might be trying to bang Katy Perry.
Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson got super cozy Saturday night … which makes us wonder if the site pooh-poohing a possible hook up have it right. We got this pic of Katy and Rob in WeHo in the restaurant at the Sunset Tower Hotel. The joint is very romantic. It looks like they were dining with a few other people but when the pic was taken they clearly broke off from the crowd. There have been rumors the 2 started dating after Katy split from Orlando Bloom. As for Robert, there were rumblings he was engaged to FKA Twigs.
When two white, bland celebrities hook up it’s a really big deal, so this is my post about it. Katy Perry should have been seeing a psychiatrist for like six months now and she really has nothing left to cut off to make people think she’s edgy. Hopefully she doesn’t get breast cancer. And Robert Pattinson is Robert Pattinson. He looks like a robot that decided to be an actor and nobody noticed and just kinda went a long with it. Anyway, they might be having sex. I just wanted to let you know unless this was keeping you up at night.