Man Who Uses Wikipedia For Legal Guidance Arrested, Obviously


There’s a story out of Florida today about a gentleman who, after being arrested for driving with no insurance AND a suspended license, blamed his subsequent arrest on consulting Wikipedia, the open-source reference that anyone, regardless of merit or qualification can edit, for legal advice. Finding himself cuffed and stuffed into the back of a black-and-white, Justn Miret reportedly uttered

 

 

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about driving. It said I would just get a ticket.”

Add this man to a rogues gallery of men who’ve made this same mistake. We’ve collected some of the most LOL-worthy Wikipedia legal fails.

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about my income taxes. It said I didn’t need to file for an extension if I was less than six months late and that Iraelis stayed home from work on 9/11 because they planned it.”

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about custody laws. It said I was guaranteed visitation every other weekend and that a government official ADMITS Sandy Hook was a false flag but our UN-controlled media refuses to report the story.”

 

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about homebrewing. It said I wouldn’t go blind but here I am, blind, and also that 9/11 was real but the government used it as the perfect time to demolish building 7.”

 

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about how to do a Super Mario World speed run. Not only did it take longer than normal but it also said Sandy Hook was like 9/11: real, but used by our government as the perfect excuse to read all the abusive text messages I sent my ex-wife.”

 

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about Britpop. Oasis did not release their second album with their original drummer and it also said the Tsarnaev brothers were just fall guys for the Boston Marathon Bombing, which was really plotted and staged by the guys who put together the New York Marathon.”

 

“That’s the last time I listen to Wikipedia about if I’m hungry. It turns out I wasn’t hungry plus it said that the Jews deleted all the previous entries about 9/11.”



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