Before becoming an “alleged” murderer Georgia prison inmate Denver Allen really should have become an insult comic. This guy is hilarious. The 31 year old is accused of beating another inmate to death last August in the Floyd County Jail. Now, I know what you’re thinking but that’s not the funny part.
That look you give when you are all out of fucks.
Allen was in court last week to request a new public defender for his murder trial. He accused his current one of making sexual advances toward him. From the transcripts below it is hard to imagine why he would have a problem with that. However, when Judge Bryant Durham rejected his request, Allen told him to “suck his dick” and called him a “fuckman” – which I am totally saving as a good comeback for an argument. Check out these amazing transcripts that were tweeted for the world to enjoy by blogger Kenneth Lee.
Judge Bryant was not a man to take these insults laying down and fired back, reportedly becoming red faced and screaming some insults of his own, telling Allen “Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer.” Here is a picture of Judge Durham just to affirm what you were picturing.
The judge started to give him more time for contempt of court which did nothing to stop him.
At this point Allen told the judge to “suck my big donkey dick” a bunch of times.
While the LOL’s kept rolling the defendant told the judge to service his big donkey dick and the judge DARED the murder suspect to whip it out right in the courtroom and jerk off. This is like when the teacher would dare you to throw the paper airplane again in grade school but way more filthy.
It seems that the judge tried to out crazy a crazy person, which is impressive. However there is a reason you should never out crazy an actual nut because Allen then threatened to KILL the judge and his whole family. SLAM! Only problem was that the judge has no kids. So the Nobel Prize winning murder suspect said he would kill his grandkids. Can’t make this up:
In addition to that whacky jail house beating death, Allen is now facing those contempt of court charges, and making terrorist threats towards Judge Durham’s nonexistent family. Can this guy be accused of murdering an inmate every day? I would watch his court appearances on Court TV, wouldn’t you?
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