Putin Defends Trump And The Quality Of Russia’s Prostitutes!

Normally it would strange for the leader of a major world power to make a speech defending the global ranking of his nation’s sex workers. However, this is 2017 and you will be hard pressed to find any f**ks given.

So in response to the Donald Trump Golden Showers Sex tape #PeePeeGate allegations, Russian President Vladimir Putin took to the podium to set the record straight.  He said in part;

“Trump is a grown man, and secondly he’s someone who has been involved with beauty contests for many years and has met the most beautiful women in the world. I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.”

Here is the video;

This is amazing on several levels. First of all: Not saying this is proof of anything, but that was a VERY Trumpian answer. “He didn’t visit any Russian prostitutes, but IF he did, we have the best in the world, I assure you!”

Is it me or have these two been hanging out and picking up each other’s mannerisms? Have you ever noticed how people with a dominant personality can rub off on others?  All I’m saying in is if President Trump rides into the White House shirtless on horseback it will be super suspicious.

Secondly, Putin has a point! Why would Trump NEED to visit a prostitute when he has spent the last several decades surrounding himself with all kinds of women who he can have at any moment because of his fame?

Although this doesn’t really prove anything because the Pee Pee party was more about soiling a bed that Obama had slept in than actually enjoying getting wizzed on. The dishonest media doesn’t want to point out this difference!

Lastly, Putin, the leader of 145 million human beings bragged about his nation’s prostitutes. Holy crap, dude. It is not clear if this was supposed to be a joke, but still. Imagine what would happen if an American politician said that. I mean is it even true? Are Russian prostitutes really the best in the world? Better than the prostitutes in Bangkok, or Amsterdam, or Las Vegas or Washington, DC?

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